I, Sir Tibia Fibula, have designed this blog to be solely used by skeletons, and read by the masses. Subjects from all around the world can now hear about the inner workings of the mysterious skeleton crew of Sequoyah High. Yes, yes, this may be a bit of a stretch, but I feel it necessary to inform the public of the vile, awful, horrid, monsters plaguing your schools with bony characters that dance along your walls. They're everywhere, always watching, always laughing, dancing, singing, cursing, blessing - But they never make a sound. They have no eyes and yet they see, no ears but yet they do "drop on the eaves" as you spill the juiciest secrets to your friend or quietly whistle the tune to Firework by Katy Perry. So be careful what you say! We hear all, see all, know all, and everything is a joke to us, unless it has to do with pumpkins or giant cast iron pots with green glowing liquid in it.
We will be setting up a chat room soon for all our skeleton fans and minions to gather at! Please, give input on what you would like for us to do next, and what you don't quite like. Oh, who am I kidding, it's not like we'll care whether or not you don't like our antics! We're just out for a bit of fun, not too different from the rest of you.
So, that is why we have created this blog. You can contact us by just putting a sticky note on a wall with a skeleton drawn on it, your question, and contact information, or emailing skelecrewofficial@gmail.com. We will need advertisers, minions, and taggers for jobs. More information if you email.
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