Thursday, October 13, 2016

Wanna join the action?

Well, although we may be a new group, we still need fans and we still need advertisement. We will be recruiting random humans to put up posters. They will not be allowed to be skeletons, however, since they will be easily noticed in a crowd as a skeleton associate, so instead people will only be temporarily recruited. Understand that these people will be recruited at first based on association with us skeletons, and later on through those associates. Please leave a comment or a sticky note if you wish to be an associate, or, if you wish, print the following poster and tape it to the walls among your schools or work. Thank you, and have a spookular day!

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

The Cranium!!! An ALL-NEW record of ALL official skeleton doings!

Go to The Cranium to see all the latest and greatest spooky operations!

Alex the skeleton was placed in the restroom at Sequoyah High and has fallen. The skele has gone MIA since 10/13, 3rd block. More news on the way. 10/17/16 Today is a very special day! With everyone compacted into a single gymnasium, we must take this opportunity to put up as many posters as possible! There will be 10 posters put up near the robotics stand at the front of the gym, so come over and find them, but don't ask about them! If you need assistance shout "Bony Business!" and someone will come to assist you. Remember to shout it loudly, or else we may not hear!

10/31/16 Today is Halloween. There are many imposters roaming the halls of SHS, so be on your guard, as any one of them could be trying to pick up on the hidden identities of many of our team members! Be extra careful. If you see a skeleton that looks in any way, shape, or form different, do NOT respond to it at ALL! Even if it reaches out to you or looks similar to one of our skeletons, do not allow it to sway your care! This is very important. If you do react, they could tell your identity to other blog members and your name would end up plastered around the internet, so DO NOT (hint for those who are slightly illiterate: DO NOT means the opposite of DO, so DO NOT DO THE FOLLOWING!!!!!) interact with any suspicious-looking skeletons. As always, hail spaghetti, and f#ck the sky. Have a spooktacular Hallow's Eve!!!

The Newest in Coercive Mandible Movement!

    I, Sir Tibia Fibula, have designed this blog to be solely used by skeletons, and read by the masses. Subjects from all around the world can now hear about the inner workings of the mysterious skeleton crew of Sequoyah High. Yes, yes, this may be a bit of a stretch, but I feel it necessary to inform the public of the vile, awful, horrid, monsters plaguing your schools with bony characters that dance along your walls. They're everywhere, always watching, always laughing, dancing, singing, cursing, blessing - But they never make a sound. They have no eyes and yet they see, no ears but yet they do "drop on the eaves" as you spill the juiciest secrets to your friend or quietly whistle the tune to Firework by Katy Perry. So be careful what you say! We hear all, see all, know all, and everything is a joke to us, unless it has to do with pumpkins or giant cast iron pots with green glowing liquid in it.
    We will be setting up a chat room soon for all our skeleton fans and minions to gather at! Please, give input on what you would like for us to do next, and what you don't quite like. Oh, who am I kidding, it's not like we'll care whether or not you don't like our antics! We're just out for a bit of fun, not too different from the rest of you.
   So, that is why we have created this blog. You can contact us by just putting a sticky note on a wall with a skeleton drawn on it, your question, and contact information, or emailing skelecrewofficial@gmail.com. We will need advertisers, minions, and taggers for jobs. More information if you email.